Yes, I am a liberal. I was raised by a feral pack of homosexual French millionaires who indoctrinated me with an undying hatred for everything which is American. I've never held a solid job in my life. And I never will, and I think that it's my (and every other American's) sacred right to live off welfare forever. I want to completely abolish the capitalist system, execute the entire upper class, and establish a Marxist-Leninist paradise here in America. I want to force you to have abortions and gay sex, legalize every drug under the sun, let convicted killers off with a slap on the wrist, take away your right to bear firearms, and pay for it all by raising YOUR taxes.