Forbidden Donut

What is this game you reference to?

I was just thinking yesterday about how I could kill some time playing CS. Perhaps later in the week, if Gov doesnt sucker me into playing through Diablo 2 first..

I will only reinstall if we can do all the fun things we used to with none of the drama we were used to.

I made lemonparty my spray and have been trolling Venezuelan servers, spraying it in places where they have to look at it (camping spots, spawn, etc.). That's some good, clean, drama-less fun.

How do you know they are Venezuelan?

A bunch of them play with a Vnzln and Vzla tag, and their Steam ID shows they're on a lan. Plus, everyone speaks Spanish ('gay' is apprently Spanish for 'gay'--or maybe for 'super gay').

I have no idea why this lan company has servers hosted in NE US, but it's fun playing with kids with high ping:

battlefield bad company 2..to answer your question

Is it a 'game of the week', or will it be something people play for awhile?

Couldn't tell ya to be honest.

Its had ups and downs, somewhere inbetween when BF2 was really popular, and when it died.

I am going to play some CS today. later perhaps.

The general pub skill level has managed to drop sadly. The assault servers are pathetic. One of the main east coast ones doesn't allow walling!

I went through three awp clips and two deagle clips before I died the first time...


Second 50 were a bit harder...


I went on a like 10-10 streak due to shitty spawns, so at the map change, the ratio was a bit worse...



So after consulting some peeps, I guess esea is the last bastion of hope for 1.6, so I signed up. If anyone else does, let me know.

I might be signing up for it once summer comes around, so like 3 weeks.

i'm already signed up on esea but i stopped paying to beprenium because i got bored of it but if some ppl decide to start playing i'll get prenium again

lolesea

http://www.esportsea.com/index.php?s=stats...&id=1661142

check out the # of drops. i joined it live and had the most kills on the team (and i've been shitty as fuck)

Woer Guestbook Entry #1:
2006, How do you play with no butt? - Cutchins

Someone not gay (read: lethal, chill, roj) please post/msg me there config file so I don't have to figure this shit out from scratch again.

Message A-fucking-pproved.

echo "Executing userconfig..."
echo "Loading custom values..."

#cl_cmdrate 130
#cl_updaterate 30
#edited out 2aug06
cl_cmdrate 101
cl_updaterate 101
brightness 5
gamma 5

cl_rate 9999
rate 25000
cl_cmdbackup 2
ex_interp 0
net_graphpos 2
cl_crosshair_color "500"
cl_crosshair_size "large"
cl_crosshair_translucent "0"
cl_weather 0
cl_minmodels 1
#13nov05
cl_showfps 1

bind i +showscores

#oldname "hns| z!" changed to "donut | z!" as of 19oct05
#name "donut | z!"changed 22 aug06
#name "sk.woer"


#added 1aug05 because razer mouse, 3sens w/mx510 and changed to 9 25nov05
#nao (2k10) new winstall ==new sens. actually a bit slower than before. see sens.dem
sensitivity 3.3

#added 26nov05
zoom_sensitivity_ratio 1

#added 30sept05
hud_centerid "1"
hud_fastswitch "1"
setinfo "_vgui_menus" "0"
setinfo "_ah" "0"
setinfo "dm" "0"
voice_enable 1
bind mwheelup "invnext"


echo "Loading Binds..."

//bind
#edited out buy keys 30jul06
#bind i "galil;famas"
#bind o "defuser"
#bind p "sgren"
#bind [ "flash"
#bind ] "hegren"
#bind \ "awp"
#bind j "vesthelm;vest"
#bind k "secammo;secammo;secammo;secammo"
#bind l "deagle"
#bind ";" "primammo;primammo;primammo"
#bind "'" "ak47;m4a1"
#bind "x" "weapon_smokegrenade"
#bind "c" "weapon_flashbang"
#bind "v" "weapon_hegrenade"
#bind "*" "vest"
bind e "lastinv;lastinv"
bind "f" "+voicerecord"
#bind "n" "buyequip"
#bind "t" "###stopsound"
bind "LEFTARROW" "adjust_crosshair;cl_crosshair_translucent 0"
bind "RIGHTARROW" "impulse 201"
bind "ALT" "+use"
bind "F9" "chooseteam"
bind "INS" "awp"
bind "PGDN" "primammo"
#bind "PGUP" "hegren; flash; flash"
bind "MWHEELDOWN" "+jump"
bind "MOUSE2" "+attack2"
#bind "MOUSE3" "say_team /me"
bind "MOUSE4" "lastinv;lastinv"
bind "MOUSE5" "+duck"
bind downarrow "+duck"
#added 10oct05
bind "MOUSE5" "lastinv;lastinv"
#12nov05
#bind mouse4 "lastinv;lastinv"
bind f12 "name a; bind tab +showscores"
#added 30Jul2006
brightness 5
gamma 5
#added 31jul06
bind mouse4 invnext
bind l invprev

echo "Loading Aliases..."
//alias


alias +showscoresimproved "+showscores; net_graph 3"
alias -showscoresimproved "-showscores; net_graph 0"

alias com "r1"
alias r1 "radio1; alias com r2"
alias r2 "radio2; alias com r3"
alias r3 "radio3; alias com r1"



echo "Loading Alias Binds..."
//bind alias
bind TAB "+showscoresimproved"
bind "z" "com"

echo "Loading Bind Fixes..."
#bind fixes
bind x radio1
bind c radio2
bind v radio3


bind space +duck

exec cvarlock.cfg

bind t +showscores
viewsize 120


#added no more cal!
name z!
cl_radartype 1

bind t "stopsound"
bind mouse4 "impulse 201"

#fuck venezuelan foogets
cl_allowdownload 0

And don't fucking fooget it.

dem kids love their custom sounds and models. and maps--i replaced all ../cstrike/sound/misc/* (e.g. headshot.wav: "HEADSHOT!!") with one second blank files, so i can cl_allowdownload 1 to get maps i don't have without that bs redownloading. i HATE custom sounds. i probably press t (bound to stopsound) more than w.

one server has a cool tweak, though, where it puts the primary gun on the model's back (with a sling across the chest).

oh noes the big flaming jewbag is gonna make a comeback

I got banned from one of the Venezuelan servers yesterday, which is my first ban since coming back. A month of play before my first isn't too bad, I guess. I'm not sure why, unless it was because I told some kid to fuck off lol

South Americans are notoriously thin-skinned.

FACT.

other facts:

most hate lemonparty
'gay' is the same in Spanish
north americans are more likely to ban for it (i got someone banned from suxors assault today when i kept spraying it when the admin wasn't looking and also not dead, and someone said it was the other guy doing it LOL)

maybe i'll start playing since z isn't a faggot

whatever the case you should start playing again.


Season 6 of esealeague started a few weeks ago, and so far it has been pretty interesting.

COL got raped by TARDS week 1 on d2 (after TARDS got raped by shitty I-7), and it looked like they were in for a bad season, but last night they beat formerly-undefeated EG 16-14 on strike.

COL vs TARDS was hilarious with Rockyte and Ninespot using autotune on their mics.

EG vs. COL was awesome, with COL winning the first 5 on T followed by EG winning the next 10 straight, but COL worked their way to the win.

Devious/ECO is doing really well, even though grt is the awper despite scorpion and medic being better at it.

Underestimated is doing better than I thought they would (hahaha /sleep.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="-_-" border="0" alt="sleep.gif" />) because Rambo didn't look good the first three games (and they only have five on the team so no sub for him), but last night's game he did well, so maybe he's back. That said, they've only really played one good team, Ruins, though that wasn't a close game at 16-7 (on d2)

Broodex is on Ultimax Gaming (viGor) now, but he doesn't seem as consistent as I remember him on meepins. UMX is 1-3. Part of their problem is they cut sLip for mehLer, who is still very consistent but now consistently horrible (they wanted 'experience'). With to0l, tubby, broodex, buskey, and mehler, they should be a dream team, but it's not showing so far.

ow man competetive CS. I remember i used to watch the cal-i finals from like 02-05. SK gaming won 2 of them back when they had Heaton and element. I must admit, dying to come home from school everyday, longing to play CS was a lot more fun than WoW ever was.

sounds like you should start playing again for old time's sake

a match to whet your appetite

http://esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=1666238

truls gets 30 in 18 rounds (5k @ last round of first half)

If I saw you on steam I'd come and play... But you're never on steam, so i don't.

yeah i stay logged out, just like aim and facebook chat

Yeah, so that limits how much I'm going to play CS with you pretty severely.

Just dropped 23 in a pug against sLip (5 kills:2 deaths vs. him specifically, but he got a lucky 1deag). Maybe it was good they cut him :x

Its sort of weird how its the same few people playing at a top level for the last...7 years. Sure, a few people make the effort to be that good and that networked. But the learning curve is steep and there really aren't that many new faces...

Sucks to be you...never at the top big guy.

Of course, you do look like the shoe bomber http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p...927171_9676.jpg

Networking does seem to be a huge part of it. When I spec the matches live, it's mostly ESEA-I kids watching and talking, and though I don't know them and only have started watching the matches recently, it's clear they know each other. Also, it's the same kids watching every time.

I felt like I had traveled back through time when I first signed up for ESEA because as I was going through the I teams, it was all names I used to watch.

I have to think one of the reasons is that unless you know someone who plays CS, there's no reason to start playing. CS will die from lack of new players. It's like all those movies with the premise that women stop having children so that when the humans living then die, it's the end of the race. That said, every server I go to has people from Central and South America playing. It seems like they have only recently found CS, so that has pumped some life back into it. The only problem is they can't play serious against US players due to the ping difference.

The only thing that's changed is shaguar's hairline LOL

well its mostly esea since cal died, because cevo has been awful lately and esea is the best league organise and skillwise but that might change there is rumours of cal coming back, if you go on the website you can see there is a timer not sure if its a fluke or not i guess we'll see when the time runs out.

Those rumours came from when ppl discoevered the timer on the website, that how i found out about it when i first saw the timer it was at around 90 days remaining at this time but now its down to 48 days i think, soon after apparently some persons which were high placed in cal or persons who were running it before it died said on forums or discussion boards that its gonna make a come back so we'll see what happen, yet there is nothing confirmed and no real proofs

Doesn't matter if it's back because it's still corrupt http://www.complexitygaming.com/index.php?c=news&id=1704

That said, they said they'd pay anyone prize money they didn't receive, though you have to prove you didn't receive it, which I don't exactly see is possible. edit: link http://www.thecpl.com/

"Instead of talking about paying back prize money that gamers were due, the discussion turned to how we should go about making it clear that we weren't responsible for paying it. I would ask... “But we ARE going to pay it, right?”... “Yeah yeah, sure, we're going to pay it, IF this...and IF that...” and a bunch of other ifs that made it clear that there was no real intention at all to EVER pay it."

most interesting thing I've read all day. And I didn't ever really care about cal/cpl, let alone now.

what's your esea account z?

check your 'buddied' list since you never 'buddied' me but i did you :madface:


http://esea.net/users/196122

Well, esea-i sucks.

--ATP got merged with A51, who was 0-5 in esea-m but stole pauLy from I-7 and had jame^s calling. They haven't won a game since (their sole win is a forfeit),
--I-7 has gone inactive.
--HBK has gone inactive.
--TARDS is 2-7 and has had two forfeits in the last three games.

...leaving eight teams. Of those,

--UMX hasn't beat a good team.
--Loaded is 5-5 only because their last two matches were wins due to forfeits.
--HRG with a record of 4-6 is ranked eighth and hasn't beaten a team ranked higher than them.
--Col is 6-1 but has only played one good team and only won 16-14. They also lost to TARDS on d2.

...leaving four teams, EG, UE, ECO, and RUINS. Four teams does not make a league.