Toyota
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I was just sitting here watching Fringe on HULU and they had an advert for Toyota.
Personally I thing the Toyota tag line on the advertising "Toyota... Moving Forward" just isn't that good of an idea. I mean the Toyota PROBLEM is the whole MOVING FORWARD thing. Just way too much of it as a matter of fact. Lets come up with a new tag for them. Seems they need help.
Toyota Just try and stop us now.
Toyota Helping keep the earth green through population control. One stuck accelerator at a time.
Toyota Braking bad. -
Toyota: Ow! What a feeling!
Toyota: A Smart Way to Keep Moving Forward, and Forward, and Forward.
Toyota: That thing? Didn't happen to any of our Pickup Trucks. That's right. We make Pickup Trucks.
Toyota: Why Not? Because it won't fucking let you, that's why.
Toyoda: Move or move not, there are no brakes.
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Toyota: We use cheaper parts, so that we can charge you less!
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QUOTE (Jedd @ Apr 13 2010, 02:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Toyota: We use cheaper parts, so that we can charge you less!
I think they get a significant percentage of their parts from a US manufacturing plant in Alabama. Just sayin.
I mean... uh.
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QUOTE (coffee @ Apr 14 2010, 05:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>toy yoda?
Former Hooters waitress Jodee Berry frowns on your shenanigans.
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