• hexenwulfhexenwulf April 2010
    I was just sitting here watching Fringe on HULU and they had an advert for Toyota.

    Personally I thing the Toyota tag line on the advertising "Toyota... Moving Forward" just isn't that good of an idea. I mean the Toyota PROBLEM is the whole MOVING FORWARD thing. Just way too much of it as a matter of fact. Lets come up with a new tag for them. Seems they need help.

    Toyota Just try and stop us now.

    Toyota Helping keep the earth green through population control. One stuck accelerator at a time.

    Toyota Braking bad.
  • coffeecoffee April 2010
    Toyota: Pedal to the metal!

    Toyota: We'll show you Newton's First Law!

    Toyota: Even if the world stops spinning our wheels won't.

    Toyota: We'll fuck up your day!
  • NunesNunes April 2010
    Toyota: Ow! What a feeling!
    Toyota: A Smart Way to Keep Moving Forward, and Forward, and Forward.
    Toyota: That thing? Didn't happen to any of our Pickup Trucks. That's right. We make Pickup Trucks.
    Toyota: Why Not? Because it won't fucking let you, that's why.
    Toyoda: Move or move not, there are no brakes.

    /am I doing it right?
  • hexenwulfhexenwulf April 2010
    Toyota... Moving forward... in time 88 just wait for it, seriously.

    Toyota, It's kinda like russian roulette. Kinda.

  • JeddHamptonJeddHampton April 2010
    Toyota: We use cheaper parts, so that we can charge you less!
  • NunesNunes April 2010
    QUOTE (Jedd @ Apr 13 2010, 02:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Toyota: We use cheaper parts, so that we can charge you less!

    I think they get a significant percentage of their parts from a US manufacturing plant in Alabama. Just sayin.

    I mean... uh.

    Toy Ota. Really.
  • coffeecoffee April 2010
    toy yoda?
  • NunesNunes April 2010
    QUOTE (coffee @ Apr 14 2010, 05:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    toy yoda?

    Former Hooters waitress Jodee Berry frowns on your shenanigans.
  • hexenwulfhexenwulf April 2010
    Lol that is the same one I thought of Andrew.
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