I kissed a 9yo girl
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I was watching TV like a normal guy, when she came to the sofa and sat next to me, seconds later, she sat on my lap. OMG, five glorious minutes passed, and them we saw each other. I couldn't resist her lovely lips... then WE kissed each other. The thing that bothers me, is that she didn't resist, and I felt her tongue's tip, so, is there a chance that she have kissed someone before?
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FOR SALE: CINDERBLOCKS!
I have approximately 275 to 300 cinder blocks for sale. They are standard 8"x8"x16". They cost about $1.75 plus delivery fees if you buy them somewhere else. I'm asking $1.00 per block.
You pick them up and move them yourself.
Please don't waste my fucking time with endless emails. These are plain old cinderblocks, for fuck sake. You don't need to do an engineering study on the feasibility of using these fucking things as building material. That's what they're for, you fucking idiots. Now listen, we're all busy people here. You want the blocks? Come get the fucking blocks and give me one dollar for every block you take. How fucking hard is that? You don't have to tell me what you're building. I don't give a fuck. I'm not interested in helping you build it either. Why? Because I don't give a fuck. I just want to get these fucking things off my property. So if you want them, get the fuck over here with some money and take them. The next fucking moron that emails me with "I'm building a blah blah blah, and was wondering if..." The answer is NO. Come get the fucking blocks and build it yourself. If I knew how to do masonry, don't you think I'd be using the blocks myself instead of selling them for half fucking price? What the fuck is wrong with you people? The next one of you fucking jackasses that emails me with some sob-story bullshit is getting his email address added to the North American Man/Boy Love Association mailing list.
You want the blocks? Come get the blocks, and don't fuck with me! -
I want a loli girlfriend.
I want a girl I can help with her homework. I want a girl who'll cutely smile with glee, after I spent all afternoon baking her favorite cake. I want a girl who I want a girl who I can gently hug, as she cries over her dog's death, and just tell her, "It's ok, it's ok." I want a girl I can show a new world to, a world of understanding and sincere intimacy.
What do I want? I want someone that I can love. Not just in a sexual way...a boundless love, one that combines all the best qualities of father and boyfriend. I want to nurture a young girl with my love, to see her grow and learn, to see her beautiful smile, to give her a world of intimate and soothing pleasure. Maybe that's asking too much...maybe that's the sort of thing that only happens in movies and old novels. But really...is it so wrong to want it? -
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wtf?
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what the hell?
The jacobins in congress will be putting you on the list if you're not careful. -
QUOTE (Magic @ Oct 22 2007, 10:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I got turned on reading this.
Is that normal?
If you're a pedophile like Chuck, then yes it's perfectly normal.
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QUOTE (Jonobono @ Oct 22 2007, 07:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>14 year old on 9 year old action. Somewhere Chris Hansen killed an infant.
damn near wet myself -
Did I miss something?
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I C WAT U DID THAR -
QUOTE (HoseKing @ Oct 23 2007, 10:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Delicious Copypasta is Delicious
obvious hoseking is obvious
ITS MORPHIN TIME -
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QFT
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QUOTE (xemplar @ Oct 23 2007, 04:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I liked the white ranger....
he was so badass.
well, he was no gordon bombay...but you get the idea
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QUOTE (Chill @ Oct 23 2007, 05:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I'm lost... and gay.
Good....get in my car little boy....I have candy./tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />
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QUOTE (Budweiser @ Oct 23 2007, 06:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Good....get in my car little boy....I have candy.
candy's dandy, but liquor's quicker! -
What the fuck.
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