Forbidden Donut

If a snake is eating my dog. Mouth all unhinged, slowly squeezing the life out of my family pet. I'm pretty sure I'd have more than one opportunity to kill the fucker. It's only got one pointy end and that end is all preoccupied.

If I were a 5 or 7 year old kid watching a 16 foot python eat my dog, I think I'd be too busy either crying or peeing myself or running away screaming to try and kill the snake.

I'm honestly piss scared of snakes.

Let's put a ban on them.

Agreed. Snake Control Laws need to be enacted.

Spiders are scarier

16 feet is long enough so scare anyone ... 110 pounds of aggressive muscle as stated in the article !

thats insane to have snakes that big nearby. I feel sorry for the kids, but power to the python he is a badass. Think about if the snake completely lost it on one person trying to remove it, could coil around them and almost completely cover at 16' lol

This justifies owning a machete.

You need to justify owning a machete?

I've got a machete in my closest waiting for that to happen. This line amused me:

"Removing the half-swallowed dog could have harmed or even killed the python, Rose said, because dogs have sharp teeth and claws that could do the snake internal damage if it were wrenched out."

I wouldn't be thinking about saving the dog as much as retribution against that scaly fucker. And he can keep the dog until he's good and dead. Like ANunes said, keeps the pointy end occupied.

vengeance aside you wouldnt want to kill a snake like that. Thats like someone gunning down one of our centenarians. except its not a person.

Lol, that's scary shit. I dunno what i'd do if I had a snake eating my dog....

What would the animal conservationists do??

Egg it on because the dog was domesticated and therefore unworthy?

LOL!

Rofl I love it.