Forbidden Donut

Depends on what I wanna do with it.

Seriously. Way to fail, Andrew. This is a this or that thread.

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we've all seen hot body, ugly face eg. fergie, but i don't think i've ever seen hot face, ugly body. usually if you have a good face you have a good body. can we get an example

See? We're all too fascinated by your initial proposal that we can't move on.

hot body, ugly face

you can paper bag the face -- paper bagging the body won't get you very far.

Beer or hard liquor?

Beer. Nothing goes down so well after a hard day of work.


Tits or ass?

Tits.


Governor or A Stripper.

A stripper, who wants Governor?


FPS or RTS?

Same thing.

-dan

p.s. Pubstomping with your favorite hero and losing, or being bad but winning anyway?

Governor as a stripper. They aren't mutually exclusive.

Pokemon or Digimon.

RTS.


Rockband 2 or Guitar Hero: World Tour?

Rock Band 2

Easter or Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving.

A fulltime job in an office or a swift kick in the dick?

what sort of company?

A call center, but the person doing the kicking is also wearing a wide shoe.

kick in the junk it is.

CIA or FBI

FBI FTW!!@

fox mulder or dana scully

Fox Mulder. He rocks my world.

Fork up the urethra for a year or the HIV?

The HIV. It takes 10 years to manifest itself and that's plenty of time to stock up on weapons before I'd go out like a bumble bee. Grenades would be involved.

Puns or Metaphors?

Puns! (completely underrated!)

BF2 or TF2?

TF2!

halloween costume parties or non-halloween costume parties?

Halloween costume parties. Less assholes who are "too cool" to wear a costume.

Paper towels or toilet paper.

Toilet paper, for sure.

Bottle or tap water?

Tap. Hard to compete with free.


or


Yes. That is in fact a lion riding a side car on a wall of screaming death.

Lion riding shotgun, of course.

QWERTY or Dvorak?

Keyboard layouts only needed to be changed around to prevent jams from typing too fast. Nowadays people are so used to the setup available in their country that they can type so fast some less than modern computers can't keep up on screen, but still register the strokes. No reason to change.

Here in the USA: QWERTY motherfuckers.


or

yeungling

dig dug or pacman?

dig dug


digg or reddit?

Reddit (but really Fark)




OR

GTFO.




PS3 or 360?

PS3.

Laptop or Desktop?

Desktop

Blistex or Chapstick

DCT or Chopsaver...Blistex and Chapstick both have camphor, which fucks up your lips if you're a brass player.

naive or willfully ignorant?

Naive. At least you can respect someone who doesn't know any better.

Cold comfort or change?

ooo Good one Bill.


Cold comfort.



Pink Floyd or The Who

Pink Floyd


Sean Connery or Roger Moore.

Sean Connery.

Oddjob or Jaws?

Oddjob, hat over dentures any day of the week.

Batman or Superman

Batman because he created his own badassness.

Creamy or Crunchy PB?

creamy...

A & W root beer or Barq's root beer?

hot body of course. you can always throw a bag over her head. or a bag over yours so you can't see her. or hell, a bag over both your heads.

A&W.



You're doing it wrong.

-dan

p.s. Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat?

We call that a "double bagger" here.

Street Fighter. Realistic art and better graphics > More blood and fatalities. Plus combo chains are cool.

Bill Nye the Science Guy or Magic School Bus

bill

Gears of war or Resistance

Gears of War.

Fable 2 or Mass Effect?

MASS EFFECT

couture or lesnar this saturday

Lesner. He's half bear.

Multipaction or Ionization Breakdown?
(look them up, I've seen both IRL now and lemme tell you, they are both awesome.)

Multipaction (because Ionization Breakdown wasn't specific enough to get me an article on Wikipedia... besides sparks + vacuum = awesome)

Mozilla Firefox or Google Chrome?