Forbidden Donut

Firefox

Ben & Jerry's or Cold Stone (Pinkberry or RedMango if you're in the other side of the country)

Even more micro dawg, I gotta represent woodside farms, yo.

Celsius or Fahrenheit?

Celsius. It's all nice round numbers and stuff.


Upside down or inside out?

(I know that was lame, but it's about 0 degrees Celsius in my room /sleep.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="-_-" border="0" alt="sleep.gif" />)

Inside out.

Getting interrupted masturbating or being blue balled?

Who does the interrupting?

Lets say Jessica Alba. But then she laughs after looking at your penis and walks away.

Blue balls goes away. The memory of Jessica Alba laughing at your johnson will never fade. Ever.

Wawa or Scheetz?

disclaimer:
Fuck Scheetz, or however the hell you spell it.

Wawa. And it's Sheetz...but it's still spelled Suckz for me.

for example: Sheetz gives you two napkins. No more. No less. Even if you ask for more.
Wawa: Take none, take one, take 40. It's cool, man.


History Channel or Discovery Channel?

Discovery Channel.

puking or diarrhea

Puking, wiping your ass after diarrhea sucks.

stinky fart or loud burp?

loud burp....

sky diving or rock climbing

Rock Climbing. Any idiot can jump out of an airplane and pull a string. And if they can't, any idiot can be pushed.

Also, MacGyver jumps (or falls) out of Airplanes a grand total of :drumroll: once, in the first 4 seasons. He climbs 4 mountains. One of which happens in the first episode before disarming a nuclear warhead with a paper clip and base jumping off the cliff to evade capture. All while wearing this hat:

/link is decidedly chilly
Proving definitively that rock climbing is cooler for two reasons, 1 MacGyver prefers it. And 2 it can still lead to falling really far and needing a parachute.

Mann Coulter

or Michelle Malkontenten?

michelle because shes slightly easier on the eyes. but if i had to listen to either one talk for an extended period of time i'd have already sucked my own eardrum out of my head

which token white boy to start for your NBA franchise: kyle korver or AMMO (adam morrison)

Kyle Korver sir, he's virtually Ashton Kutcher with good 3-point range

Anunes or a cockmeat sandwich?

Oh boy. I read this, looked at that picture, read it again and lol'd for a good 10 seconds. Well played.

But you didn't suggest a this/that. So fail.

trick question?

The Simpsons or Scrubs ?

The Book of Daniel

EABOD or DIAF?
cunts.

cunts


Blackout or Circus?

Blackout obviously

Your future...
College education or Red power ranger then gay pornstar?

College education, you'll be able to live/poop longer. (these two may in fact be the same thing)

No Christmas presents or no birthday presents?

No Christmas presents. My birthday is all about me; Christmas is not.

Philosophy, or psychology?

Philosophy... it's more BS.

Summer or Winter.

Easy, Summer. Winter = So cold it hurts. Summer = so hot I sweat. The decision makes itself.

This thread, or ... wait, why the hell does this thread see so much traffic? Lemme dig into my bag of pictures and see what I can do.
Original:

Or
The tussied up version:


edit: That guys UI is terrible. no wonder he missed. And going after an elite all by his lonesome?

Newsflash, an egyptian man has offered his daughter's hand in marriage to this guy, citing this exact incident as inspiration.

Original. Why would the Shaman throw a shoe? He could just cast FROSTSHOCK!!!!!!

Birthday or Christmas?

birthday; jesus can go suck a fuck.

listening to 3 hours of golf commentary or a madonna concert

Golf commentary doesn't include this... thing:


Tough girl character a:

or b:

/Trick question: Summer Glau will always win. (I know it's the same character, but I've always been fond of the old SC)
//how exactly does one suck a fuck?

donnie darko?


Trainspotting or Requiem For A Dream?

Easy
Requiem For a Dream, sick movie

Forced to take steroids for 5 years daily or castration

the first one most certainly, i wouldn't mind a little bulk

kiwi or gov?

doesn't really matter once the lights are off, so whomever's tighter i suppose

favorite streetfighting move, eye gouge or kick to the groin

kick to the groin

paper plates and plastic cups v. real plates and glasses

paper plates are easily disposed and glasses are impossible to play beer pong with soo going to have to go with paper and plastic

Death by Bees or Hang yourself to death inches from the ground

You sick bastard!

Death by bees

Your team winning the Super Bowl or winning the Pennant?

Super Bowl


Addicted to WoW or Heroin

WoW. It is easier to obtain and cheaper.

Lord of the Rings or Star Wars.

hands down, LOTR.

J.R.R. Tolkien or J.K. Rowling

tolkien

brit office or american office

i'm talking about the show

american, nobody from britain is funny (besides hugh laurie)

sierra mist or sprite?

sprite, taste and it has better commercials

Surfing or snowboarding ?

lol what, sierra mist for sure. sprite + liquor = gross.

Snowboarding.

One or Two.

one, because you're making up for something if you need two.

vertigo or adrenaline rush

Adrenaline rushes for me pass too damn quick to be interesting anymore. I'll always be terrified of heights though.
Vertigo.

Eagles (for the philly hat-trick) vs Ravens (for the Flactastic UD Cannon-man) in the superbawls, eh?

fuck da eagles [picture of girl]

infinite intercourse with anyone, ever or solving the energy crisis

Infinite fuckage. If the energy kills me, I'll die happy.

Free bar or free hookers (clean)

fixed

Free bar for sure..


PS3 Or XBOX 360

seXBOX

turtle neck or sweater vest

You sick bastard.

sweater vest

game gear or game boy colour