FML
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What's your favorite FML story?
Mine:
Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML -
This was a few months ago, so it isn't the exact words.
But, here is mine:
Today me and my boyfriend took a shower together and in the midst of the shower he started to pee on my feet. I said "what the hell are you doing?" He replied "I am marking my territory, you are mine now."
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